barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point

(via metephor)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via thispoett)

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth, via iwasrepeals)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via myendlessj0urney)

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

(via sassyavengers)

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via unpopuler)

chillaxbitch:

and I strike again ✔️

shaky:

y = mx + be yourself

ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

(Source: fartgallery, via colorful-conniption)

lizzerts:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

give him more

(via colorful-conniption)