mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

(via anotherfuckedupgaykid)

malglories:

iโ€™m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

(Source: pdlcomics, via pineappledistress)

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via rocketpower101)

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

(via bunsen)

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via myendlessj0urney)

  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

My friends think they’re funny

Thanks โ˜บ๏ธ

nickelbackthatassup:

I wish I was a guy theyโ€™re not afraid to shit in public also they get paid more

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via melbournes-legacy)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT