dannydino11:

I want to take a girl to Santa Cruz and kiss her like this tbh

(via beyond-b-r-0-k-e-n)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via rvdica1)

missdanmarie:

i love how her facial expression changes 😏

Ugh 😍

(Source: she-loved-her-endlessly, via imfreefallin9)

onlinehumor:

"I like your outfit"

image

(Source: what-mom, via bad-b-doitbetter)

(Source: darling-no, via carelesssssss)

querquelife:

appletears:

i wanna hug someone and roll around w them in my bed and bury my face in their chest and smell them and jus feel their arms around me

handleworstdeservebest

(via soulsoloud)

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

(via originally-rad)

dorkhaus:

Watch Carmilla

(via negovanman)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via buttermakesbetter)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via carelesssssss)

breannewilliamson:

embrace the weird

(Source: certan, via rhymes-with-grape)

shenori:

I think sexual teasing is underrated. Like if you rub the outside of my pants, or rub your butt against me, I’m yours lmao

(via k1ssmes1ow1y)

Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality